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All your cake-adjacent merch and back-alley swag in one place.

(note: due to some limitations on this website platform, you will not be able to process purchases from the "Merch" store and the "Online Ordering" page in the same transaction. If you would like to order both a cake and something from the "Merch" store, consider completing your cake order first and then coming back here.)